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19 Of The Most Frustrating Things About Being A Nigerian Right Now

1. You know that you will not meet light at home after a long day at work.

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It’s such a bloody stretch.

2. And it’s so hot that you’re convinced that someone left the gates of hell open.

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Like we are not suffering enough already.

3. When you’re a woman in Nigeria, everyone assumes that they can tell you what to do.

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You cannot even drive in peace without a ring on your finger.

4. And blame you for being raped or kidnapped. It was how you were dressed and where you were walking.

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Victim blaming is the new norm.

5. Nigeria imports everything but our exchange rate is nonsense and our salaries are even worse, so we can’t can’t buy anything anyway.

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Please, help us.

6. The exchange rate is bloody, but your President’s response is “Well…”

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“Those who can still afford it can afford it.”

7. Why should the President care? He hasn’t even spent a full three months in the country.

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Bye!

8. Nigerians collectively can not come early. We even have a name for it – Nigerian time.

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Fix your lives!

9. If you live in Lagos, half of your entire life is spent in traffic.

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You’ve become one with the distance.

10. All customer service agents think they’re above doing their jobs – especially the ones in banks.

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As if it’s not my money.

11. Nigerian politicians don’t even respect us enough anymore to tell intelligent lies.

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They won’t even invent believable excuses.

12. People are stealing money yet everybody else is broke.. someone had $1 million in his soak-away!

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In his soak-away!!!

13. The landlords want you to pay 2 years rent upfront. Like if you had that money you wouldn’t have built your own house.

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Mscheww!

14. When you put something on your social media account and the entire Nigeria descends on you.

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It does take a village. *rolls eyes*

15. NNPC only gets fuel to keep the country ‘wet’ for 2 weeks out of every month.

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What in the entire hell?!

16. When you get credit alert and it is quickly followed by Stamp Duty charge or the ‘100 naira monthly fee + VAT’ charge from the bank.

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It’s the stupidest policy in the world.

17. As an unemployed person, your biggest problem is work experience. Where will you get it from without a job?

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But no one wants to listen.

18. Those waiters that will wait till you finish your food to let you know that POS is not working.

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HAY GOD!

19. What are students supposed to eat now in school…other than indomie, now that Lassa fever won’t let you drink garri?

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I don’t know too.

culled from Zikoko

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